Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
love makes seman taste better
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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