y did u give ur computer a hand job?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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