I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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