Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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