Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it because I queefed?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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