There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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