Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I didn't notice because vodka
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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