alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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