How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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