I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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