the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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