i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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