The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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