This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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