operation have a gay friend backfired
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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