do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i think my cat just said my name.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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