you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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