playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
is wine microwaveable?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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