is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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