Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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