So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
