this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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