Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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