But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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