Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
