He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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