Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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