talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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