Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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