Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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