i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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