When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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