At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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