I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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