I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you win again, gameday.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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