you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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