Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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