Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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