wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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