Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
