I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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