You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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