I wish I only lived at night.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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