what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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