why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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