can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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