You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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