If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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