didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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