So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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