This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Randomize
