Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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